Jordan and I were at target this weekend...
Jordan digs in my purse and finds a tampon. Jordan says really loudly - WHAT IS THIS MOMMY?
Mommy: I will tell you later in your life, Jordan
I am slightly down the aisle from Jordan and she looks back at me, holding the tampon in her hand really high and shaking it saying.... NO MOMMY, WHAT IS THIS???
Luckily I distract her and she drops it. I swear I felt like everyone at Target was watching us!
Later we move to the card aisle looking for a card for Kent Darwin who is turing 70. Jordan was having fun reading the music cards. And she keeps opening this one that she really likes. I am not really listening since I am concentration reading other cards. But, finally after her asking me multiple times, mommy look at this one. I listen and it says - " Do your boobs hang low, to they wobble to and fro...do your boobs hang low?". I laugh and immediately close the card and look around and tell her let's look at another one. Ofcourse a few minutes later she pulls it out again. She must have opened this thing 10 times while I was reading other cards and then I would catch her again. Each time I would look around embarrassed. So funny.
Love ya, Jordan and yes I will explain both of these later..:-)
