Recent conversations with Ryan (the voice of reason)

Ryan (hungry): "Mommy, check the oven, check the oven, check the oven, check the oven"

Mommy: "Ryan the timer has 5 more minutes

Ryan: "check the oven, check the oven, check the oven"

Mommy (annoyed that Ryan keeps wining and saying this over and over): "Ryan please stop saying that time still has time on the clock until the food is done. What would you do if I was standing right by you saying the same thing over and over again asking me to check the oven?"

Ryan logically answers: "I would check the oven".

I couldn't do anything bought laugh at this